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A duck is a swimming bird, a duck swims with its two dildos
Wow look at that ducks dildos
I went over Wendell’s house to watch TV and he asked me to pet his duck!
An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium
‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’
The best animal on the planet.
He quackes and is very epic!
A duck can be used to fuck
It also rimes
The result of misspelling fuck
Jordan does something idiotic
James: Your so ducking dumb