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Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy
What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.
Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw
I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
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Do not cheat on bae with bae's friend and then be mean to those who saw.
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.
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The sentence used to describe personality tropes for Hannibal Lecter.
Claude: Welcome back to this episode of She’s eating me because she loves me
What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.
Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!
March 25. Created in response to National Bestfriend blowjob day (May 7), on this day a guy has to eat his girl best friend out.
March 25th can’t come soon enough! I can wait for my best friend Kyle to go down on me on National eat your best friend out Day.
Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily infinite
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Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.
"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"