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green egg

an inconvenience

my mother is always a green egg

by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023


Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022


NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 26, 2023


Tight Egg

tight egg is when u shove 4 egg up a girl ass and punch her in the stomach while she poop out eggs and cook them sunny side style”

I just Tight Egg my bitch, and the egg taste delicious!

by 67 toxic December 29, 2021


GELAtin with egg

sleepyhead 💕

Gelatin with egg is always sleepy that’s why she is called sleepyhead

by Hatchingchubg June 16, 2021


birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan March 27, 2018


Fresh Eggs

When a man dips his testicles in hot wax to coat them for safety prior to anal.

Dude, Lauren and I are about to do butt stuff and I got some fresh eggs.

by Tonydanza867 August 18, 2022