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The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
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Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
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Description of an ugly person.
He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.
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Dave's weed.
#PolePosition #StayLit
"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
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Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
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Fire in the Bronx-ing something is when you repeat the same piece of information several times in one sentence. Named after the “fire in the Bronx” meme of 2 newscasters doing just that. A common experience to encounter doing a school presentation while also being very nervous.
Person 1 (doing a presentation): Christopher Columbus accidentally found the Americas while trying to circumnavigate the globe to get to India. Instead he landed in the Americas, rather than his intended destination of India. He assumed he was in India, where he was trying to go, but he had actually accidentally discovered the Americas instead.
Person 2: You kinda said the same thing 3 times there.
Person 3: Did you really just fire in the Bronx it?
Person 1: (wants to die right now.)
(past tense) v. when someone totally ruins a party, relationship, or event of any sort by doing something (usually illegal) which is completely stupid which turned out worse than they thought.
Partyer #1: Dude, you shouldn't have killed that guy, you totally broke the fire here.
Partyer #2: Let's just not talk about it.
Police Officer: Shut up!