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1. 1997 Austrian horror film directed by Michael Haneke. Recently remade and released in America by the same director in 2008.
2. A series of sadistic games, often inducing a mind fuck, where the persons participating almost always lose, resulting in death.
3. To intensionally inflict mental distress on another person. Normally the motive of which is never openly discussed.
1. Peter: Wow, I saw 'Funny Games' last night. What a weird movie, I wish the ending was more conclusive, and I wasn't to impressed by the acting, either.
Paul: That's because you saw the American release, tubby.
2. Sarah: Did you hear about that new murder case? The bodies were in terrible shape!
Alice: Sounds like funny games were played, to me.
3. Mike: That's it, time to play some funny games with the neighbors.
Jeff: What? Did their dog crap on your lawn again?
Mike: No, it's not that... Let's get some eggs.
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In the middle of summer, you roll your windows up and blast the heat. First person to roll down the window loses. Usually causes some severe nosebleeds, mental confusion, and menopausal heat flashes.
I won the heat game yesterday. Sally passed out while driving! Poor girl.
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While having sex with a girl, have her say the alphabet from a to z without moaning at all. The common thing to do is to toy around with the speed and what not to make it more difficult. you can reverse roles and have the girl give you oral etc.
"Me and Jane played the alphabet game last night. she did bad which means i was good"
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A scandal involving intoxicated and/or horny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. The game is played by each participant starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. Each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. Then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. All the participants take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. The goal is to touch boobies or peni. The end. Good luck go getters!
Tiffany: Hi Mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. Touch me Mason, touch me!
Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?
Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.
Mason: What are you?
Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.
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Usually in soccer, wearing a high soccer sock then have a black nike sock over it at about mid-calf level. Only true players can rock the sock game.
Sock game only, No ankle socks permitted (no excuses)
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n. a Jagerbomb, also referred to as a JB smooth,
consists of dropping a shot of jagermeister into a glass of red bull and can improve one's game dramatically
Look at the ladies who just walked in. Time for a game changer.
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When something doesn't go your way. When a girl is not attrative. When you run out of alchol. When the subject is over.
1.You found out that your ho is pregnant "game over"
2.No way dude, that girl is "game over"
3.No beer? This crack whore party is "game over"
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