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when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it
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this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*
sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!
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Take the first letters of each word and you get shit
You are such a sweet honey iced tea
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The best drink ever made on EARTH! YUM
customer: Can i have iced tea please?
Server: Sure, would you like regular or the worlds greatest Peach Raspberry iced tea???
Customer: the best peach raspberry iced tea sounds great!
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Originated from The George Washington University:
To make loud rhythmic clinking noises from above a room, so as to scare people and make them think there is a murderer with an ice picker picking their way through the ceiling.
*clink clink clink* "O NO! It's the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"
"The people upstairs are doing it loudly."
"Shit! It's too rhythmic for fucking, it must be the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"
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I had scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and South Carolina ice cream for breakfast this morning! Damn fine eatin'!
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The ice bucket is a fundraiser for people with ASL.
You need to pore a bucket of cold ice water on your head and nominate 3 other friends. After being nominated you have 24 hours to do it other wise you have to donate $100 to the ASL foundation!
Those people who do pore a bucket of water on their head has to donate $10 To ASL foundation.
THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP YOU FROM DOING IT IS IF YOUR OVER 40 YEARS OLD, YOU HAVE AN INJURY, YOU HAVE A BAD COLD/FEVER, THE WEATHER IS UNDER 15 DEGREES OR IF YOU HAVE RECENTLT BEEN IN HOSPITAL!
Good luck everyone if you got nominated for the ice bucket challenge
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