Steamy John

The act of getting head while taking a shit.

I was on the toilet when my girl friend started to give me a "Steamy John"

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

John Cena

Strong dude

And his name is John Cena

John Ivar

John Ivar is a boy who identifies as a fidget spinner. He likes roblox, minecraft and dabbing. He can also be called John Ivu, Ivu or Ivar. Hes often compared to John Cena snice they have very similar names. He's german and likes to point his arm up in the air, with a flat hand and scream: Heil Hi***r.

"HAHAHA! ... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN IVAR!" "come here ivuuuuu" "johnny ivuu" Oh look, its john ivar!"

Cooter-john

Vagina.

She bent over and her cooter-John was showing.

papi john

Is just Papi John

Papi John is a headass

John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.