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If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.
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Multiply real time by 150 percent.
You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.
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normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.
OMG john hefford is hot
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The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."
Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
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John Ivar is a boy who identifies as a fidget spinner. He likes roblox, minecraft and dabbing. He can also be called John Ivu, Ivu or Ivar. Hes often compared to John Cena snice they have very similar names. He's german and likes to point his arm up in the air, with a flat hand and scream: Heil Hi***r.
"HAHAHA! ... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN IVAR!" "come here ivuuuuu" "johnny ivuu" Oh look, its john ivar!"
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Noun. Jasper John means handsome teenager or cute teenage boy.
Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.
Wow, that jasper john is very good at jasper john the ice cream.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.
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John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.
Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers
Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh
Everyone else: FOR REALLL
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