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Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
Noun. A person who attempts to prove an issue to be true, only to have the opposite occur.
You said I owe you $5, but showed that you actually owed me $10 you Cyber Ninja
shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!
Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.
Someone who can cook one fine meatloaf.
Dad was the finest ninja supreme in the world; he made meatloaf better than anyone on Great Chefs of the World.
A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?
Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.
Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
The spawn of death himself
I’m a ninja fanboy
You uncultured swine