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National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023


deep sockets = deep POCKETS

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.

Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.

by QuacksO February 3, 2024


pocket live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment, at randomly inappropriate times. (Think: Pocket Dialing... except using Facebook Live)

Ray: "Yo, did you see Pete snoring last night? It was hilarious."

Dave: "Yup that was the funniest pocket live video I've seen in awhile!"

by RogerBlack January 24, 2022


Bullet in the pocket

Anal Sex

Bullet in the pocket I'm going to lube you up and put a bullet in your pocket. Bullet referring to penis and pocket referring to anus.

by VitalsignsOo September 25, 2020


bindle pocket

A bindle pocket is either a vagina or butthole or anywhere that you actually can put a bindle which is a tightly wrapped and packaged drugs either out of paper plastic or tin foil

Damn dude look at that cow's vagina that's one hell of a bindle pocket you could fit like I send a newspaper in there and still have room for a soda pop

by Dingofish March 13, 2024


The Pocket

A pocket Pussy

Hey Layne, Pass the pocket.

by GillDood March 21, 2024


The Pocket

A Pocket Pussy

Hey Layne, Pass me the pocket

by GillDood March 22, 2024