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DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
When you give someone a Charlie horse into their anus.
Holly crap, Adam have Sally a Pocket Corgi, she's been crying for hours
Pockets that have zips on them
Hey could I get some trousers with zippy pockets?
If you find this on an individual, they are SUPER freaky. They are DTF RIGHT. NOW. Like actually pants them and suck on their guassy asap.
"omg...Tania has a banana in the left backpack pocket"
"Wow...she is a slut"
a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles
This bitch called me a hoe so I pocket creamed that mofo.