When someone leaves you a fat pile of diareah in the toilet without flushing. But still lights a sweet candle.
When someone leaves you a fat pile of diareah in your toilet without flushing. But still lights a sweet smelling candle. Mom poop sorbet.
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When you go to poop and it's like pee.
I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.
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When you poop so much that the poop fills up the toilet bowl and tickles your ass cheeks
After that burrito, I went to the bathroom and had the worst case of poop tickles
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Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.
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Its when your pooping and you jack off... Jordan tata was first to coin poop and goop when he was discovered at work beating off to the smell of his poop.
Jordan tata starts every day with a hot shower and a poop and goop
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The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
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When you shit and you get shit in your ass hair that hardeners.
Damn I didn't wipe good now I got Poop Nuggets
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