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Post Avatar Depression

Depression after ripping energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l|

Claire Elise Boucher ripped energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l| and is going through a post avatar depression and realizing that there a large lawsuit fine.

by @PaparazziAreRight December 14, 2022


Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021


Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.

Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.

by kiosk fart October 15, 2016


Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.

Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*

by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019


No post-chugging chugging

A.k.a., never drive after you've "had a few".

No post-chugging chugging, unless someone else is behind da wheel --- i.e., you either have a friend/relative give you a ride home, or take a cab, bus, or other form of public transportation when you leave da pub.

by QuacksO February 23, 2024


Post-Nuttius Clarititus

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.

I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.

by Billy Adler September 5, 2021


Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019