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When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.
I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.
When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death
bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do
While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.
I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.
duct taping a live piglet to your fist and punching someone in the face.
yo he totally piglet punched that guy lastnight
Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.
I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.
During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*