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Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 7, 2022


Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024


Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022


retard jail

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

by 6sharpie9 December 8, 2015


Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence

Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day

by F- it October 28, 2021


Shut up retard

A great way to greet your boss or other superiors

Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!

by amoseboolsd September 8, 2023