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The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
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a metaphor when i girl wants you
hey lewis that girls looking at you
oh yeah shes well fit
she wants a slice of your cake
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Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.
hey bra, wanna snap the sponge cake?
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A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
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The act of throwing up.
Those comments on his FB page, make me want to bake a foam cake.
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Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.
Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili
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Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day
Mike: What's wrong Billie?
Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.
Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.
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