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A look popularized by urban hipsters and characterized by the wearing of loud, overpriced clothing. It is commonly seen on tattooed gym junkies and pseudo-rocker chicks.
Sue: "Hey, look at Joe. He's wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and a new pair of Affliction jeans."
Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."
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French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".
Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha
When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"
El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?
BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!
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That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode
Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?
Friend: We can hang out.
Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?
Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....
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Term recently made famous by the Blobots describes the group of males that flood the bars in Roseville (near Sacramento, CA) that never get laid and act like a guid. They usually have cocaine that's pure and glasses Dior. Constantly getting DUI's on their way to 80 saving the non-fags from Folsom the safe intoxicated drive home.
I'm a big douche at the Rosville bars. (roseville bar douche)
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Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.
Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.
Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."
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1. Some one is stinks so bad that their smell lingers for Minitutes afterwards
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.
Austin you are such a Douche Nozzle!
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Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.
Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!
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