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Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

by Weebyblazeit February 5, 2022


MICHAEL

A man that is simply "here to help".

You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"

by iiBibeFoxii May 26, 2024


Michael

NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic

Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)

The most annoying person you'll ever meet

Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul

by baykun June 19, 2021


Michael

A very hot man. Ladies always follow him around. Also a great leader and very kind.

Every girl in my grade likes him hes such a Michael

by Dino696969420 June 17, 2022


Michael

Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.

Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.

by September 8, 2022


Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself

Michael is always suckin and fuckin

by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024


Michael

He is a stupid but funny person. Doesn’t beg for a girlfriend he is no lady’s man either. He is bot good at any subjects but make up for his stupidity. With his stupidness he is funny, he is quite but if your friends with him he will talk for ages. He loves to talk shit, but know’s when to not to. He doesn’t also show any sad emotions. He also has a lot of friends and never feel left alone.

“Hey Michael did you punch that baby?!”“yeah it looks ugly

by Beansalot November 23, 2021