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A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.
beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest
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On April 12th, It is National Hoe Appreciation Day all throughout the world. Know a hoe? Go call them out for it and recognize them for all of their work.
Hey! Did you hear that today is National Hoe Appreciation Day?
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National Tall Person Day.
November 14th
Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
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April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!
*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
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The day also refer to as 420. It is a day when weed is legal. The bases of this is when a dozen students,called Waldos, created a day to smoke weed and they made a secret language to smoke pot and called it 420.
This day is on April 20.
Hey man on national smoke weed day we gonna have our self some weed
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Is the day when the girl can slap all the boys with sexy ass 13- 15 November 🍑🍑🍑
Girl : " Girl slap boy "
Boy: " why are you do that ? "
Girl : " cause it 's national slap ass day "
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