When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
A reference to male ejaculate on a female chest
Gimme that titty puddin Big Papa
Cups or straps that hold or keep your titties secure. Also known as a bra
Hey Hannah I can see your titty rack strap!
I need a new titty rack, my titties outgrew all my other ones!
In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.
“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”
When a guy scraps the end of his dick across a pair of tits as if he were raking the the lawn
Did you just titty rake me? Wtf?
Titties that are small like a roach
"Jessica's hot"
"Nah she got roach titties"
The ceiling lights in my apartment.
Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments
Person 2: Me too, bro