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This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:
"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".
Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
The shittiest school I've ever went to. My 7th grade English teacher seems like a somewhat pedophile. My math teacher was a bitch for no apparent reason. My Social Studies teacher was also a bitch because if you got an answer wrong, she would bitch at your ass. And finally, my 8th grade English teacher. He was so fucking lazy like holy hell. He didn't teach us shit and relied on a damn audio book for The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He made me not want to read the book again. Now I'm homeschooled and half the students there switched schools and the rest just want to be homeschooled. The only people who don't are the ones that are the rednecks. They always eat the cafeteria food because it's free. The school is on food stamps I'm one of the only kids who had a lunchbox. Though, not all of them were rednecks. Some of them were chill as hell and there were a few hot chicks. I'm not talking about that one ugly ass thot who said she'll jerk me off if I give her the rest of my sandwich on the bus. She look like Chucky gone wrong. 2/10
Person 1: Dude I want to be homeschooled.
Person 2: Yeah man. Everyone here is a redneck here at Wet Side High School
Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.
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When u drop dem turtles off in the pond and the water splash on yo cheeks
I gotta take me a super duper wet trooper.
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when in doubt. you wet yourself/neighboring brotherine, down.
jenna:i'm bored. really.
meghan:wet yourself down.
jenna:wet me down.
meghan:i started that you fiend.
jenna:eeeeeeek!
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She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.
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A term used to describe the instance in which a person is about to get laid.
That fat kid is finally getting him some. Yo, fat sassage bastard, go GETCHO PEE PEE WET!
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