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omg she’s literally perfect in everyway possible >_< <3333 i love you so much
i want to spend the rest of my life with you! >.<
i love u mary <3
What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".
Mary is a total tool. An absolute womble. Everyone hates her for being a massive man hater and a massive c word.
Do you know Mary lowe ? Absolute cock jockey
another one of the best people ever definitely a huge celebrity and they are my idol, literally STUNNING
mari<3 is beautiful! they are my idol!
december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.
Have you seen that girl ? She’s a total Mary Walker.