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Hey man did you see the score to last nights game “Chiquita banana” it for me
It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.
You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.
This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.
It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
It’s When you eat a banana and pick your nose at the same time the start jerking your cock with the banana peel
Did you play banana boogercock with your brother?
The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com
Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.
A banana used normally as a headband by HXC kids. It started because kids who got hungry would just put them into their mouths and keep on dancing.
Non-HXC Kid: Dude, what is that on your forehead?
HXC Kid: A Hardcore Banana. I may get hungry when I'm acting like an asshole in the pit, plus my doctor said I need more potassium intake.