When your so bored that you type all the key on your phone
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Congratulations. You've accomplished absolutely fucking nothing.
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Friend: "hey wassup"
Me: "1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p"
Friend: "Ok, I'll just go now
The Google PageRank™ Algorithm
Steve Hmmm.. What's the Google PageRank™ Algorithm again Pete?
Pete PR(A) = (1-d) + d (PR(T1)/C(T1) + ... + PR(Tn)/C(Tn))
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You are beyond dead. Your soul must have been destroyed if you typed the word above.
My great times 1000 grandpa is /?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaApPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7 & 6^5%4$3#2@1!`~
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You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.
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Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*
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