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Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).
European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.
Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)
See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome
American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant
An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
That boomer has american derangement syndrome, I can't afford rent and I'm living in my car!
A language used by deaf and hard of hearing people and for many other reasons. Used in the United States of America and parts of Canada.
I use American Sign Language with so and so for such and such reason.
Another name for a white person.
Those basketball Americans sure don't take kindly to us Coleslaw Americans
The politically correct (PC) term for someone previously known as an Indian Giver.
Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
When a foreigner(female) who loves American culture (baseball, burgers, hotdogs, big boobs, beer) moves to America and is enabled and encouraged to exhibit those stereotypes.
"Bro I have a huge americanization corruption kink, I'm gunna visit Japan to try and find a woman with an american fetish"
"Dude wtf just download tinder-