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A journey through ones anus that is so exquisite you nearly cum out your nipples.
OMG Veronica. That boobtastic anal exploration was orgasmic!!!
(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.
Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist
Upon the completion of anal sex when the jizz is in the asshole and it hardens forming an anal spug plug
Look what you’ve done! Now there is an anal spug plug in my mother’s ass!
An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.
Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
A term used to describe knocking someone out. Then, pooping on them.
"Anyone who hits on my boyfriend will make me mad enough to knock unconscious and spread lots of Anal Hate Chocolate on them. Kay?!"
The overall destroyer of anuses this guy will rock your world
Hoe #1: man Thomas is the anal god himself
Hoe #2: I should get myself someone like him
When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.
Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!