Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.
The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
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The act of playing the drum solo from In the Air Tonight on a pair of large breasts.
Hey Joe go bean bag Dolly Parton
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When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!
I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.
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a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)
Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.
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Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.
It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!
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a female agender that is fat | stumpy and has a squashed up face
go wash your snatch with some soap you skanky munga bean
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I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics
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