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cool beans

Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.

The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"

The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."

by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006

2πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Bean bag

The act of playing the drum solo from In the Air Tonight on a pair of large breasts.

Hey Joe go bean bag Dolly Parton

by Hail the all mighty bunghole March 4, 2011

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Bean and Cheese Burrito

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.

I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.

by Lenoroc June 23, 2009

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


bean dip king

a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)

Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.

by annonymous16161654544 June 26, 2008

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


jelly bean racist

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.

- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!

by UrbanPrick August 14, 2011

10πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


munga bean

a female agender that is fat | stumpy and has a squashed up face

go wash your snatch with some soap you skanky munga bean

by laneyΒ© March 5, 2003

2πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

by coolmaster4321 March 22, 2004

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž