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Instead of swear words like fuck, shit, ect, ect, chocolate fudge monkey can be used.
Could also be used as a bad insult.
*stabs toe* Chocolate fudge monkey!!
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The act of pulling out a girls tampon with your teeth, dropping it in her mouth, making out and swapping it back into your mouth then proceeding to swallow it and poop it out. You now have a Chocolate Covered Strawberry to put in her mouth.
I had to pay the prostitute extra to give her a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.
My asshole hurts from making my girl a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.
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An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.
He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.
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When a person gets mint chocolate chip ice cream, puts it on their female friends pussy, and eats her out.
Caution doing this may cause head and pussy freeze
Billy bob- what did you do last night?
Eduardo- oh I mint chocolate clit a girl.
Billy bob- did you get a brain freeze?
Eduardo- nope but she sure got a pussy freeze.
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Amber smithenbecker.
a small white chick who thinks shes black, but is actually the whitest girl in australia, shes also part asian.
Jess; hey look its amber!
Quintin; Nah thats a chocolate asian bro.
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When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.
Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder
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In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
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