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Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.
“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?
Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.
When you would have a threesome with two men and get them to cream at the same time making them cream share
Dude I would totally have a “cream share” with Mikey and Chase
The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.
Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .
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If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream