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A phrase defining the kids nowadays. It's a way far from youths before. So it's preferring the teenagers today thats acting bustard and douchebags.
Guy1: Dude, look at them! They're so wtf! They're screaming like a flip.
Guy2: Yea dude. I know. Well, kids these days.
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a redhead that can go to the beach & be the least sunburnt, can have a few freckles & can tan (somewhat)
they are less prone than pale & freckley redheads to sunburn, are not covered in freckles but may still have a few, just like a normal person
im a daywalker because i have redhair but tanned (somewhat, cmon guys light brown not full brown) body & a slighty pink and freckely face
look over at that redhead, gosh is that a spray tan? no? they must be a day walker (or hair dye haha)
day walkers are cool
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Fur-day is the worst fucking day of the year, it only comes December 20th thankfully, if you somehow managed to have a friend that’s a furry, let’s say you’re in some deep shit
Furry friend: “It’s fur-day today!”
You: “Oh fuck, oh shit”
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A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.
I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.
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A totally amazing band who have now got me into The Who, The Kinks and The Clash.
American Idiot is a fucking good album, that has got them more recognition; therefore its an achievement. And all their albums rock ass! Ooh, and just cos your a teenager, doesnt mean your a teenybopper.
Me: "Green Day rock, I must get more albums..."
My cool friends: "Ooh I know! The new one totally rules!"
Me: "AND, Billie is gorge..."
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1. A ginger with red hair and no freckles
2. A ginger who can go out in the sun
3. A person without a soul (zombie who walks among people)
Mike: Dude we should tell Ron to be careful at the beach.
Jack: Don't worry, he's a day walker.
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The time it takes for you to turn gay
Cass: I feel a spark between us, I love you
Seth: Oh, me too
*2 days*
Seth: Sorry, I like gaes now
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