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One who expresses the characteristics of a douchebag and then bask in the fact that they know they are a douchebag.
He just jacked my drink and kicked sand in my face. Boba-ga-douchebag!
first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.
Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
Q- Did you see all the crazy shit that guy wrote?
A- Yeah. What a fatty tuna douche!
A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.
That duck-tail kid at the party was a fucking dollar store douche.
A group of manages and/or executives walking together.
When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.
A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype
Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"
Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!