Pickling Eggs

When you spread your cheeks, and someone puts their balls on your ass, and you close them and fart.

someone: ur pickling my eggs so good right now
someone else: i love pickling eggs

Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

egg aisle

The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.

Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

Ivern Eggs

those honeyfruits from league of legends that restore health and mana.

"bro, i'm so low"
"just go grab some Ivern Eggs"
"great idea"