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the new facebook chat

the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy

just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat

by fbchatisgay July 26, 2011


Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...

I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...

by adrianaway December 12, 2014


Facebook Jockey FbJ

There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey

I feel like she is a natural Facebook Jockey FbJ

by surferjoe2020 January 27, 2013

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Reverse Facebook Block

The Reverse Facebook Block (RFBB) is when a FB friend, at your request, blocks you.

The RFBB is the ICBM of online disassociation options; more severe than the HIDE, the traditional BLOCK, and the frequently used UNFRIEND features. The Achilles Heel of the traditional block is that you, as the blocker, are at liberty to unblock the former friend in question at your discretion. The RFBB solves this problem by putting the tempting unblock ability firmly in the ex-friend's hands.

Since its introduction in 2013 by the Smooth Reentry blog, use of the RFBB technique has increased dramatically. Experts are unsure if increased utilization is due to its effectiveness at disassociation, or because it falsely legitimizes contact from Stage 5 Clingersone last time. Again.

Jill: I cry every time I see a picture of David on FB.

June: I thought you unfriended him.

Jill: I did, but I always unblock him when I've been drinking.

June: Girl! Quit cyberstalking and Reverse Facebook Block that boy!

by Smooth Reentry March 8, 2013


facebook friend jerry

the guy who wants a mug

Get a ____ mug for your Facebook friend Jerry.

by snowbloxian April 17, 2021


Facebook suicide note

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.

Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.

by TwoFourSixOOne September 23, 2011

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facebook know it all

People on FB that think they know everything and consult other FB people on religion, politics and other topics. In reality these people really don't know shit.

A Facebook know it all..... " John, the Bible never said anything about homosexuality, let me lecture you more on shit I don't know about.... "

by Alan Prokop December 23, 2013

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