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The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.
Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
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Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.
"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.
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The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"
"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's
Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead
Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.
Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.
Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.
The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.