Meat Hammock

A flabby, unappealing vagina, commonly found on black whores and fat women. The Meat Hammock is native to Lithuania and Argentina as the women there are known for their excessively sloppy punan.

Bro, I was poundin' down some Nattys the other day while gettin' some dome. That slampiece's vag was a Meat Hammock for sure.

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meat mustache

meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.

Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.

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meat sack

The area of a woman's bikini or panties where the labia majora are clearly defined. This differs from a "camel toe" that creates a "w" shape, visible from the front only. The meat sack is more of a "u" shape and is visible from the front, back, or below. The meat sack is best viewed from behind when a woman wears a thong.

1) She's got a nice, tight meat sack.

2) Check out that girl in the pink bikini bending over- you can see her meat sack!

3) I was behind this hot blonde in yoga today, and every time she did downward facing dog, I caught a glimpse of her meat sack.

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Meat Popsicle

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.

"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"

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meat on feet

a sick fetish having to do with getting sexually aroused by putting meat products of people feet

That meat on feet dvd was on sale

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Meat Ring

1. A ring of meat filled with random vegetables and potatos.

2. A meat contraption created by Sally Peters probably because she had random vegies and hamburger and mashed things laying around.

3. A favortie pastime meal of the Peters Family!

Do not let Katy eat snax at youth group because she didnt' finish her meat ring.

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the meat sweats

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places

"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

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