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The biggest hater you’ll ever meet. Most likely an island boi or a zombie in a Hawaiian shirt.
Bro that person is being such a Michael.
-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot
Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone
Oh shit it’s MICHAEL “fuck this shit I’m out”
Michael is the most extraordinary guy in the world you will ever meet. He will become the air that you breath in and he will be the reason why your heart keeps beating. He's one of a kind. When you meet a michael you will fall madly in love with him. You become like a magnet to him. You will crave a addiction for Michael you won't be able to stay away even if he has a girlfriend already. He will be the man of your dreams the light of your life . Michelle tend to be wild but stick around for him long enough show him you are there for him and he will love you like no other, he will love you more than life itself. But one bad thing Michaels don't like to be alone so once you leave he will have Replace someone to feel you in while you are gone. Becareful because Michaels tend to brake hearts but he such a good lover you'll keep going back like a dummy.
Michael will show you how to be free how to love like you never loved before
This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay
Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.
A man that is simply "here to help".
You're taking a shower,
Michael; "I'm here to help!"