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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023


Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...

The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....

by IAmLeeQ666 September 10, 2020


Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024


Drew Money

Like adult money but a lot more

I wish I had "Drew Money"

by Pfavorite July 4, 2022


zakat money

A small amount of money.

Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.

-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.

-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

by Volto10 February 16, 2024


Zakat money

A little amount of money.

Typically used when a sum of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

- Friend: How much was that laptop?
- Me: Around 2000$.
- Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.
- Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

by Volto10 March 10, 2024


muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 28, 2019