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something that people complain about not having enough, yet still spending freely every 5 seconds
My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT
Unequivocally (get a real dictionary and look it up) the root of all evil. Just because the internet makes it easier to get, doesn't mean it still isn't evil. Unfortunately in 2018 its still a thing and a focus of the human existence. Food, water, and even shelter the world already provides in abundance. You know I have never seen a moneytree, (not the check cashing place) pretty sure we don't need it or it would have been provided.
"Can you spare some money so I can get some food?" - really?!!? No one should have to use money for food, water, and shelter.
When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'
Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals
When you like to spend it on your girl and you spoil her.
I just spoiled my girl with a new car it cost so much money
how much MONEY do you have ?
wait , you have MONEY
What I sold my ass on the streets for
Little Timmy spent his allowance on chains and a lambo and shit, so his mom drop kicked his ass and said, "all right you little shit, I just got laid off and I have a mortgage to pay of on this shithole of a house, so the next time you waste my money I will disown your ass harder than your cunt father used to beat me before he left me for that ho that's twenty years younger than him!"