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When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'
A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.
- Is that chap ok?
- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!
so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O
cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish
When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."