fairy piss

A weak, superficial, inferior form of paganism. Term of abuse used by someone who considers their own spirituality to be more robust.

Heard said by a Christian from the celtic tradition: "That New Age commune in X is a bunch of fairy piss."

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watermelon piss

The problematic situation where you eat so much watermelon that you have to piss out the water that the melon has in it.

I went to the picnic this afternoon and ate a ton of watermelon there. Now I think I have to take a watermelon piss.

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Piss Clam

A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.

Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.

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go piss girl

A girl who likes to pee everywhere at anytime

you need to pee? then just go piss girl

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pissing on my leg

Contraction of 'Are you taking the piss?' and 'Are you pulling my leg?'.

1. A phrase of inquiry when trying to determine if:
a) something is not entirely factual;
b) something has been exaggerated;
c) sarcasm was present in a statement; or
d) you have been teased or mocked.

2. An exclamation of disbelief.

Are you pissing on my leg?

Don't you dare piss on my leg, you've pissed on my leg before.

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infected wart piss

Urine from someone with genital warts.

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.

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piss hole nibbler

One who nibbles the piss hole, like Sasha.

Sasha nibbles the piss hole, therefore she is a piss hole nibbler.

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