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Sammy macdonald when she cleans up
Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure
Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.
little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict
little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test
person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded
person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
Someone who's so fucking dumb, they're more retarded than a fuck tard.
Fucktard 1: Hey guys I love Gacha Life and fnaf animations UwU
Normal person 1: Shut the fuck up you retarded fucktard
Normal person 2: Nobody cares you autistic furry
it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"
Rude Person "No."
Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"