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When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.
Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.
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to meditate on something (sometimes with friends) for hours until you finally see god. substances may be required?
I'm bored, lets go pull a slap bracelet on that fan.
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To rub spicy buffalo wing sauce on your hand and slap the pussy of your lady.
The phrase of the day is buffalo pussy slap
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when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap
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The mother of all bitch slaps. You have to twist to get enough power.
u mother fucker ill heman bitch slap you"OW" my girl gave me a heman bitch slap because i fuck her best mate, it through me across the room.
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When you put peanut butter on your hand and slap a guy on the face leaving a handprint of peanut butter. Invented by Andy Milonakis.
Vasily got me mad so I peanut butter slapped him while he was jacking off.
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Another word for female masturbation.
"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"
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