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sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him
Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam
Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done
Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..
He smoke weed, he’s a good guy overall and probably has a big heart he also likes to talk on the phone a lot he has a breath taking personality also just a nice guy honest
the most handsome, dumbest, funniest, respectful boy that i have ever met in my entire life. he has the prettiest eyes with the prettiest smile and he really puts effort into the things that he does for his girlfriend. he’s shy, but always builds up the courage to come up to his girlfriend. his girlfriend is the most lucky person to have him in the whole world and she loves him so much.
“oh yeah, angela? yeah she loves sam a lot.”
Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.
sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team
person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams