a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping
When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.
Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!
When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
A youtuber who primarily does The Binding of Isaac content, he is also in love with his fellow friend Bloodman, Maka is also known for his funny jokes and usually goofy demeanor, he is also know for his enemy Akam who is the opposite of him
A: Damn is that Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah bro.
A: He's such a Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah he acts like him sometimes.
When you add mayo (mayonnaise) on the asshole and eat it.
Yan: “Have you ever had a bussy sandwich?”
Connor: “No, have you?”
Yan: “Yes, I’ve done it twice today!”
The European fancy way of saying sandwich.
This sandwiche tastes absolutely exquisite. Its full of flavors.