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"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
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A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.
I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.
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It is, for me, more and more difficult to remember, to *put my finger on it. Life escapes me.
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A very exclusive club joined only by those who pass the initiation test. The test consists of inserting four fingers in ones vaginal crevice.
"Why is you pussy so fuckin loose?... Oh your in that four finger club arn't you?"
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is when a black person gives "1 in the stink, 2 in the pink ;)" to another girl (perferably a black girl)
aye Obama, you give that chick a "Black Finger?"
Yeah dawg, i got 'er reall goood
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when a girl is getting fucked doggystyle and sucking a guys dick at the same time. it is like finger cuffs in the way you get stuck in both ends.
andy was driving the bus and a dirty whore began to suck his man hood. then d lew relized it was perfect time to give her the chinese finger cuffs so he lifted up her skirt and fucked the bitch right in the ass.(sean burk was was doing the Sneaky Sunderland)
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During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.
Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.
Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)
Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.