Mexican Star Wars

An act of homosexual behavior in which two men with erections put on glow-in-the-dark condoms and "fight" each other as if to imitate a lightsaber fight from the Star Wars series (sound effects may be added).

Steven and Giovanni played Mexican Star Wars together last night.

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Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

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mexican face paint

slapping someone withe shit in your hand

i just used mexican face paint on ur sister

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Mexican Stinky Dish

a combination of spit,poo,urine and vomit topped off with a shot of jizz all on your female companions chest

Juan's Girlfriend got AID's due to the fact that she ate his Mexican stinky dish last night

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Mexican Butt Bomb

When a girl is defecating during anal intercourse after eating taco bell.

Mexican butt bombs over Baghdad.

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Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

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mexican national anthem

"Attention K-mart Shoppers"

Hold off for a sec on ur shoplifting amigos, our national anthem is on

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