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When you smoke marijuana out of an apple.
Yo me and my friend were smokin some majik apples yesturday
The act of shoving multiple Granny Smith apples in ones asshole, very popular in Nigeria.
“Hey Brett want to have a quick Apple party before class?”
Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.
I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.
when you’re just guessing or assuming
*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples
When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.
“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”