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go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.
Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.
An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.
Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.
This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.
Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky
The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.
Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away
Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way
Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true
Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait
My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way
Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true
I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here
My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way
My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true
American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me
Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.
Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
Person 1: Bro do you know where I can get some of that South American Snow?
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.