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egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024


you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 17, 2016


you came from a great cosmic egg

another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in

why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg

by Sexydimma March 28, 2015


Incubate the Egg

To raise or nurture someone of the opposite gender into having feelings for you or wanting to do sexual activities with you.

"Jayden you crack Ansley yet?" "Nah, i'm still tryna incubate the egg"

by TeyPskii December 4, 2024


eggs bennedict

slapping a girls ass with corn and cum in it.

" last night i gave my girl a serious eggs Bennedict "
" bro I've always wanted one of those"

by sac job March 13, 2017


Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019


egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023