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Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,
oh look at that loner boner stoner
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A sesh where everyone has their boners out. But it's chill. No homo.
Dude that a chill boner sesh last night. We should all hang out again soon.
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When a guy gets a boner over the simplest of female parts that may not necessarily be arousing in normal situations.
He got a baby boy boner from looking at her bare hips.
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The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.
Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
Abbreviation: DBQ
See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."
Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."
Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
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Having multiple big dicks up your ass. Usually having 20 or more. This has never been done before, but it is said that if it is completed, the person who managed to shove that many dicks up their ass will be considered a god and be given the gift of immortality.
Man 1: "That guy just shoved 20 dicks up his butt!"
Man 2: "You mean he popped some boners!?!?"
Man 1: "Yes"
Man 2: "Give that man a crown and a throne he is a god!"
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The most savage guys you will ever meet. There is only one of them in the world, and he lives in SoCal. He is cool and funny and if you know him, you are really lucky. If you do get to see him ever in your life, get to know him because he is an amazing guy. All hail; Will Dill Boner Pill
Hey! Will Dill Boner Pill! Hurry yo ass up and get over here!
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a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
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