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When a girl is laying on her back and the man inserts his penis into her vagina. He then raises her legs straight into the air crossing them over themselves. With a forceful motion he pushes her legs down and towards her head.
I gave my ol' lady The Pooh Bear last night!
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The tail. Literally, the only thing discerning a bear from a wolf is the tail.
"Everybody knows the only difference between a wolf and a bear is the tail. Look it up, urbandictionary.com ."
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"Retarded ugly narcissist!"
(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)
Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!
random guy: ?
greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-
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A hell hole that is full of shitty teachers, shitty bathrooms, and shitty rules with uniforms and changes the rules for no reason, also has full sex, gang related stuff, and worse stuff of all, a waste of child hood
Steve: Hey I'm going to hell AKA Bear Creek Middle School
Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.
Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!
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When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.
"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"
(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)
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A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"
Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?
Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."
Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.
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