He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off
-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby
David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪
Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend
If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches
girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps
An absolute rocket of a fella , tops flake there all night gbtm
A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"
Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."